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just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

roachpatrol:

kgschmidt:

teroknortailor:

boi-interrupted:

luxuryon:

How to build a dome

All Photos © Steve Areen

This is awesome.

this is some tattooine level shit right here

I’m too overloaded with COOOOL to properly appreciate this.

i’m SO jealous

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

lord-ponty:

spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS
haku: yes, of course, one moment please

lord-ponty:

spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS

haku: yes, of course, one moment please

fyerluna:

beben-eleben:

Chocolate Solar System

I would just spend my time pretending to be Galactus while eating these.

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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naughtychekov:

rexbasileus:

missdreamgirl32:

This GIF killed me

#I know he’s chasing Khan but like #all I can picture is the day McCoy just says something and Spock finally snaps and just starts chasing him around the Enterprise (tags via bonesbuckleup)

#run deforest run

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”