dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
My mom used to write smutty Kirk/Spock fanfiction back in the 80’s so I’m like a second generation smut writer.
so you’re the next generation smut writer
being friends with someone who intimidates you because they’re so amazing
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond
One man’s loss is another man’s gain.
My friends’ art is really good and they’re constantly improving and im here like
oh thank god you interrupted it
this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell